PISCES - “You could talk yourself into believing your own logic now, especially if you see an easy opportunity to avoid a deep pit of unexplored emotions. However, you probably won’t last long with this line of thinking.” = THE ‘LA LA LA I’M NOT LISTENING’ TACTIC IS ONE OF YOUR FAVORITES. IT SUCKS.
CAPRICORN - “You’ll have a dream about your relationship and this will make you agitated. Don’t take any notice of this dream.” = I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR TWISTED SUBCONSCIOUS AND REALITY.
LIBRA - “Venus is not favorable so you can expect tension in your relationship, due to your excessive obstinacy.” = THAT’S RIGHT, I SAID IT. EXCESSIVE.
TAURUS - “Try not to take any disagreements too personally today. Instead, look at them as opportunities to more carefully examine your own ideas.” = FOR INSTANCE, YOUR INSISTENCE THAT KETCHUP IS ANYTHING OTHER THAN A BEAUTIFUL, PERFECT, DELICIOUS ADDITION TO ANY MEAL. JUST FOR EXAMPLE.
