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Everybody knows I’m right

VIRGO: “A really small fight with your loved one, caused by something insignificant, will make you feel blue.” = BECAUSE IT’S STUPID AND ALL THEIR FAULT, BUT WILL THEY ADMIT IT? NO.

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She is too the sweetest in all of Equestria

SCORPIO - “You will be able to clear up a recent quarrel with your partner. Try not to nag him or her with your stubbornness.” = ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ADMIT THAT YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT FLUTTERSHY, AND I’LL GO WITH YOU TO THE DAMNED HOUSE-WARMING PARTY. JUST ADMIT IT. YOU WERE WRONG.

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You don’t say

SAGITTARIUS - ” You’ll tend to provoke others and be stubborn. This could lead to disagreements and rancor. This won’t be the best of times if you’re hoping for harmony in your relationship.” = POSSIBLY YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE BEING AN ASSHOLE.