I didn’t know you were into dating sites too!
PISCES: “A longtime friend may become something more today.” = A MENTOR, AN ENEMY, A REASON FOR YOUR DIVORCE…
PISCES: “A longtime friend may become something more today.” = A MENTOR, AN ENEMY, A REASON FOR YOUR DIVORCE…
AQUARIUS - “You’ll be courteous and helpful to fellow co-workers, making you more popular and a superior will notice and appreciate this.” = YOUR CO-WORKERS TOLD ME THEY LOVE IT WHEN YOU CURTSY IN JORTS. POP ALL YOUR COLLARS FOR BEST RESULTS.
CANCER - “If you end up getting into conflicts with a few difficult people today, just try to resolve things the best you can.” = JUST REMEMBER; FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC.
TAURUS - “If you’re feeling pretty sociable today, it’ll be a great time for you to get out and have a little fun with some old friends. And you should really try to think about how some of your social connections can help you accomplish some of your goals right now.” = AS OPPOSED TO YOUR ‘NEW’ FRIENDS, WHO ARE HORRIBLE, LIFE-SUCKING HARPIES INTENT ON DESTROYING EVERYTHING AROUND THEM.
LIBRA - “If you thought you were settled in one place in your life, think again. There might be another change of residence likely at this point.” = I TOLD YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU SCREWED WITH MY SKYRIM SAVED GAME DATA. I TOLD YOU WHAT I WOULD DO.
SCORPIO - “Normally you know exactly what to say, but today you could reveal something that should remain hidden” = PLEASE STOP STIRRING UP SHIT WITH OUR FRIENDS.
