No room for the drama llama
AQUARIUS: YOU CAN’T MAKE THEIR DRAMA GO AWAY, BUT YOU CAN MAKE THEM GO AWAY. JUST PUTTING THAT OUT THERE.
AQUARIUS: YOU CAN’T MAKE THEIR DRAMA GO AWAY, BUT YOU CAN MAKE THEM GO AWAY. JUST PUTTING THAT OUT THERE.
LIBRA: YOU’RE JUST DYING TO STIR SHIT UP TODAY. TRYING TO IMPRESS SOMEONE?
LIBRA - “With positive thoughts you could further improve your relationship so that it becomes unique and lets you feel totally fulfilled.” = BORRRIIIIINNNNNG. WHO’S THE BOSS OF YOU? NOT THAT JERK. NOT THE STARS. DID SHE JUST GIVE YOU A LOOK? SHE GAVE YOU A LOOK. WHAAAAAAT.
VIRGO - “Other people could have some seriously opposing opinions about how things should be done. Be prepared for battle, Virgo, because others are likely to have sharp tongues.” = GOOD THING YOU’RE ARMED WITH BLUNT OBJECTS.
LEO - “Don’t be so nosy about others’ affairs today, Leo. If you were meant to be included in the conversation, you’d have been invited.” = BITCHES BE CONSPIRIN’. YOU KNOW HOW TO SHOW THEM. I BET ARIES COULD HELP YOU OUT, HERE.
AQUARIUS - “A disagreement that springs up over differing points of view could be blown out of proportion today.” = QUELLE SUPRIS, RIGHT? THIS HAPPENS AT LEAST FIVE TIMES A DAY TO YOU. STOP TROLLING THE WEB FOR AVENGERS SLASHFIC.
ARIES - “Being flexible is crucial; stay loose and you will be ready to engage in the drama as it happens.” = STRETCH FOR AT LEAST TEN MINUTES BEFORE STARTING SHIT, IN CASE YOU OR YOUR TARGET NEEDS TO RUN, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE WEARING HEELS.
TAURUS - “A delay (which is not your fault) will irritate you somewhat and you’ll be angry at comments made about it.” = HEY, MAYBE YOU’RE PREGGO. ON SECOND THOUGHT, THAT’S NOT FUNNY AT ALL. TERRIFYING, RATHER. YEAH, TERRIFYING.
TAURUS - “Although common sense is usually very important to your survival, you gain more inspiration now by drifting off into your imagination.” = HEAR ME OUT. ONE DAY, ONE ENTIRE, FRIGGIN’ DAY OF NO REALITY TV IN THIS HOUSE.
SCORPIO - “Normally you know exactly what to say, but today you could reveal something that should remain hidden” = PLEASE STOP STIRRING UP SHIT WITH OUR FRIENDS.
