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I’ve seen their face-tentacles

TAURUS - “If you’re feeling pretty sociable today, it’ll be a great time for you to get out and have a little fun with some old friends.  And you should really try to think about how some of your social connections can help you accomplish some of your goals right now.” = AS OPPOSED TO YOUR ‘NEW’ FRIENDS, WHO ARE HORRIBLE, LIFE-SUCKING HARPIES INTENT ON DESTROYING EVERYTHING AROUND THEM.

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The good old days

TAURUS - “You are likely to feel reflective and introspective today and you may consider going away for the weekend to visit a close friend or relative as you will be reminiscing on old times.” = REMEMBER WHEN YOU WEREN’T A SUCKING VOID OF INSATIABLE NEED?