I write horoscopes. This is what I mean, when I say…Tumblr (3.0; @angryastrologist)http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/PISCES: SHIT ISN’T HOW YOU WANT IT TO BE. NOW, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? CRYING IS ONLY...http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49872130477http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49872130477Tue, 07 May 2013 15:37:43 -0400pisceshoroscopeastrologyrealitywhat now?whiningsuper villainyAQUARIUS: YOU CAN’T MAKE THEIR DRAMA GO AWAY, BUT YOU CAN MAKE THEM GO AWAY. JUST PUTTING THAT...http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49871752898http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49871752898Tue, 07 May 2013 15:32:11 -0400aquariushoroscopeastrologyDramadrama llamaescape planCAPRICORN: WORK, CHECK TUMBLR. WORK, CHECK TUMBLR. WORK, CHECK TUMBLR. http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49871594357http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49871594357Tue, 07 May 2013 15:29:52 -0400capricornhoroscopeastrologyefficient rhythmhuman natureSAGITTARIUS: I’M SORRY, YOU HAVE TO BE A MOTHERFUCKING ADULT TODAY. http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49871422763http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49871422763Tue, 07 May 2013 15:27:18 -0400sagittariusastrologyhoroscopeadulthoodmotherfucking adultprice of partyingSCORPIO: IT DOESN’T MATTER THAT YOU’RE RIGHT IF NO ONE WILL LISTEN TO YOUR SCARY ASS....http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49867053575http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49867053575Tue, 07 May 2013 14:15:57 -0400scorpioastrologyhoroscopeChill Outright fighterLIBRA: YOU’RE JUST DYING TO STIR SHIT UP TODAY. TRYING TO IMPRESS SOMEONE?http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49866903345http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49866903345Tue, 07 May 2013 14:13:13 -0400librahoroscopeastrologycareer failchangeDramaVIRGO: YOU’RE SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT’S REAL AND WHAT ISN’T. YOU JUST...http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49866756205http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49866756205Tue, 07 May 2013 14:10:31 -0400virgohoroscopeastrologygoddamit virgorealityDaydreamsdreamsperception problemsLEO: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE DOING. MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY. OR DON’T. I’M...http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49866641288http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49866641288Tue, 07 May 2013 14:08:26 -0400leohoroscopeastrologyNot What You Thinkpassive aggressiveconfusiondecisionsCANCER: DON’T DO IT. THEY MAY PULL THE STRINGS, BUT THIS IS SHADY AS FUCK. http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49866304594http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49866304594Tue, 07 May 2013 14:02:14 -0400cancerhoroscopeastrologypeer pressureshady dealingssheeplehonesty among jerksGEMINI: EASE UP, NANCY DREW. I KNOW YOU HAVE A HUNCH, BUT DON’T JUMP IN THE MOVING VAN WITH...http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49866117245http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49866117245Tue, 07 May 2013 13:58:57 -0400geminihoroscopeastrologycommon sensemysteriesnancy drewriddleTAURUS: PREPARE TO CHANGE COURSE, MR. SULU.http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49865403143http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49865403143Tue, 07 May 2013 13:45:52 -0400taurushoroscopeastrologynerd alertST:TOSchangerelationshipsARIES: MANY FEELS, YOU HAZ THEM. DON’T BE FOOLED. AGAIN.http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49864694823http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49864694823Tue, 07 May 2013 13:32:50 -0400arieshoroscopeastrologyfeelsfeelersit's a trapain't nobody got time for thatPISCES: DAMN, YOU GOT A LOT OF HIPPIE FRIENDS. YOUR SPIRIT IS SPURTING WITH GROWTH. HEH. HEH.http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49803939380http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49803939380Mon, 06 May 2013 18:12:58 -0400pisceshoroscopeastrologyspiritual advicespurtingI am twelve years oldAQUARIUS: DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING? I THINK YOU FORGOT SOMETHING. IS SOMEONE SUPPOSED TO COME OVER?...http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49803786401http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49803786401Mon, 06 May 2013 18:11:01 -0400aquariushoroscopeastrologyremembrallclear as mudi have a hunch you're in troubleCAPRICORN: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO YOURSELF? WELL, STOP IT.http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49803433508http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49803433508Mon, 06 May 2013 18:06:30 -0400capricornhoroscopeastrologyDoogie Howser MDTo The PainSAGITTARIUS: GOOD KARMA PAYS IT FORWARD TODAY, AND THEN IMMEDIATELY DEMANDS YOU GIVE IT BACK.http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49803248013http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49803248013Mon, 06 May 2013 18:04:07 -0400sagittariushoroscopeastrologykarmaironySCORPIO: IT’S POSSIBLE YOU’RE HAUNTED, MAYBE. TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT. http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49802991593http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49802991593Mon, 06 May 2013 18:01:00 -0400scorpiohoroscopeastrologyghosthaunted by your pastexesExploring The UnknownLIBRA: NOT SO BALANCED TODAY, ARE YA? IF YOU’RE NOT ALREADY BROKE, YOU WILL BE.http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49802725780http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49802725780Mon, 06 May 2013 17:57:36 -0400libraastrologyhoroscopeFinancesthe artsbalanceVIRGO: SO MANY FEELS, MAN. EVERYWHERE. THAT RED IS THE RED OF FEEEEEEEELLLLLLSSSSSS.http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49802445259http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49802445259Mon, 06 May 2013 17:53:59 -0400virgoastrologyhoroscopefeelersfeelsfeelingstewLEO: FEELING BRAIN-DEAD? IT’S BECAUSE YOU ARE. THERE’S NOTHING TO BE DONE. JUST GO BACK...http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49802324598http://angryastrologist.tumblr.com/post/49802324598Mon, 06 May 2013 17:52:29 -0400leoastrologyhoroscopebutterbrainbrainmeats are delicious