Others include flailing, raging, and taking over the world with lasers
PISCES: SHIT ISN’T HOW YOU WANT IT TO BE. NOW, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? CRYING IS ONLY ONE OPTION.
PISCES: SHIT ISN’T HOW YOU WANT IT TO BE. NOW, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? CRYING IS ONLY ONE OPTION.
AQUARIUS: YOU CAN’T MAKE THEIR DRAMA GO AWAY, BUT YOU CAN MAKE THEM GO AWAY. JUST PUTTING THAT OUT THERE.
CAPRICORN: WORK, CHECK TUMBLR. WORK, CHECK TUMBLR. WORK, CHECK TUMBLR.
SAGITTARIUS: I’M SORRY, YOU HAVE TO BE A MOTHERFUCKING ADULT TODAY.
SCORPIO: IT DOESN’T MATTER THAT YOU’RE RIGHT IF NO ONE WILL LISTEN TO YOUR SCARY ASS. CHILL THE FUCK OUT.
LIBRA: YOU’RE JUST DYING TO STIR SHIT UP TODAY. TRYING TO IMPRESS SOMEONE?
VIRGO: YOU’RE SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT’S REAL AND WHAT ISN’T. YOU JUST DON’T CARE.
LEO: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE DOING. MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY. OR DON’T. I’M NOT YOUR MOTHER.
CANCER: DON’T DO IT. THEY MAY PULL THE STRINGS, BUT THIS IS SHADY AS FUCK.
GEMINI: EASE UP, NANCY DREW. I KNOW YOU HAVE A HUNCH, BUT DON’T JUMP IN THE MOVING VAN WITH THOSE SHADY DUDES UNTIL CELLPHONES ARE INVENTED.
PISCES: DAMN, YOU GOT A LOT OF HIPPIE FRIENDS. YOUR SPIRIT IS SPURTING WITH GROWTH. HEH. HEH.
AQUARIUS: DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING? I THINK YOU FORGOT SOMETHING. IS SOMEONE SUPPOSED TO COME OVER? WAS THERE A THING TONIGHT?
